narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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Be kind to yourself while blooming. I know sometimes it feels like your soul doesn’t always fit. It’s all a part of the process.
Emery Allen  (via astrologicalminds)

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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Bon Iver - re: Stacks

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youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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biscuitgod:

Keeping up with the cardigans…damn…how do clothes run so fast..

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

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deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

she wished that for once, the one she saw would see her too.

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

she wished that for once, the one she saw would see her too.

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a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

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Where You Will Find Me by Jellyfishtimes
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Where You Will Find Me by Jellyfishtimes

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inspired by (x) and (x)

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